Dial 'M' For Monster
Dial "M" for monster, dial "M" for me
Pick up your receiver and become a believer
Dial "M" for monster for me
Teenage vacation
A bloody hand in a cave
Hey I'm the ghoul next door, i eat sanctified gore
Not the carrion trash from the grave
Dial "M" for monster, dial "M" for me
Pick up your receiver and become a believer
Dial "M" for monster for me
Deceiver darken your doorway
Don't need a reason to die
Just a 60 foot chain and a bucket of brains
And a craving to feast on your eyes
Dial "M" for monster, dial "M" for me
Pick up your receiver and become a believer
Dial "M" for monster for me
Dial "M" for me
Dial "M" for me
Dial "M" for me
Dial "M" for monster
Dial "M" for monster
Dial "M" for monster
Dial "M" for monster, "M" for me! Yaaaargh!